OMG @ShaneVictorino Smiled & Cliff Lee is Golfing With Matt Cain! Hope it Meets @Meechone’s #Phillies Rules

Posted by Jorge Suarez

Posted by Jeremy Jackson on Twitter earlier. Thanx to @xochristinaxo for catching it

OK – YOU KNOW HOW SCREWED UP IT WAS WHEN SHANE VICTORINO WAS ROOTING AGAINST THE TEAM THAT BEAT HIM!?

CLIFF LEE IS GOLFING… AND HE IS GOLFING WITH ENEMY MATT CAIN OF THE MOTHERF$%ING SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS WHO BEAT US LAST YEAR!?

What a crazy, messed up Twitter day…so messed up I felt like writing something.

@ShaneVictorino calls @CrossingBroad "Slappy"

@CrossingBroad tells @Meechone he doesn't blog enough to count or something

@SportsMiller Calls out @Meechone for making TheFightins his "identity" and creating Twitter rules

SO, here are the official Jorge Suarez rules for Twitter, sponsored by Long John Silvers (R):

1. I will say whatever the hell I want
2. I will make fun of whoever  the hell I want, and when I make fun of you and you don't like it, it's because you have no sense of humor
3. If people try to blog to make money, at least try to be nice to people so you can essentially treat your customers well
4. We should figure out whose blog is the best, and all other blogs can go be ashamed because they are not good enough to live
5. Bleacher Report is still lousy
6. I will laugh when people constantly treat people like crap and or stalk people, then whine that they lose followers
7. The internet was created by Al Gore for pornography, selling stuff on eBay, and having fun once in a while reading about sports.  So frigging let people have fun with their blogs or Twitters.
8. Umm… Go Phillies!