Posted by Frank Klose and @PatEgan
Every once in a while I'll snap a picture of a jersey I see at a Phillies game that just seems too ridiculous to ever wear, and a friend introduced me to Pat Egan, who does the same.
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These are some baseball jerseys seen in and around Citizens Bank Park.
Here's our first installment:
This guy was in the Sports Bar in the Holiday Inn before the Phillies playoff game. He could afford the ticket but not a real jersey? I assume this guy was being cute, but maybe he's named High? I don't know; maybe he was high when he ordered this.
Now this one is really cool: not only did he pick the best number ever, but he's a rockstar too.
Best way to get the most out of your $17 bootleg jersey from China when Cliff Lee gets traded and Roy Halladay takes his number? Take a patch of a different color gray, and get the letters to spell the name of the next player with that number. This is a great idea; I am going to make sure I make my Greg Dobbs jersey into a Michael Martinez jersey.
I have fond memories of 2005, especially when Kenny Lofton said, "I'm not going to run into that wall. I'm not stupid. I'm not going to kill myself. It's tough when you go after a ball at full speed. You want to go, but you tell yourself, I have to stop."
I feel bad for this guy; six whole years have passed and he could not afford a respectable jersey.
Here's a great way to spend $200. Buy a Phillies jersey, put the number 99 on the back, and then put a fictional superhero that you don't resemble at all on the back.
Well this is looking like a great investment. #29 "Pat Who" jersey. He probably could have made his point more respectably by buying an actual Raul Ibañez jersey.