After the first game of the 2014 season, Phillies phans were engorged with pride. The Phillies were scoring runs by the touchdown and they were undefeated (1-0) sitting atop the NL East. The very next week, they now sit in a tie for 4th (or last if you're a "glass half-empty" person). With doomsday prophecies quickly becoming fulfilled, I'd still rather be a Phillies phan than another team in the NL East.
ATLANTA BRAVES:
The Braves are sitting in 2nd place and only a game out of first. However, they like to burn and desecrate the American flag before games.
It's also not the first time they've disgraced an entire nation.
MIAMI MARLINS:
This is how the Marlins lost a game this week. Thank all the gods this didn't happen to the Phils! This bat flip would've been awesome 2007-2010, now it's just a disgrace.
NEW YORK METS:
The Mets are so bad (tied for last place), that children are now questioning our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ about it.
WASHINGTON NATINALS:
The Washington Nationals and their "fans" are so boring, that I couldn't even find anything the least bit interesting to mention. Lord, they are dull. Honestly, I couldn't find anything other than game recaps. SMPhH. I literally googled "washington nationals funny news" and a blank page came up.
Let's Go Phillies! God Bless, Ride or Die, and keep those High Hopes, Dopes!
