Ethan Martin Overmatched In Major League Debut As Phillies Are Chopped By Braves

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Welcome to the big leagues, Ethan Martin.   After a nice first inning in which he struck out two and…

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It’s Early – The Phillies Have Plenty Of Time To Turn It Around

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People are so negative about the Phillies these days but there's one thing that everyone needs to remember: It's still…

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Delmon Young Signing Is a Brilliant Move For the Phillies and GM Ruben Amaro Jr.

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Courtesy riceweevil.com Ruben Amaro has done it once again.  In a market where Josh Hamilton gets $125 million and Cody…

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Desperate Atlanta Braves Pass Out Coupons for Tickets Like They Are Fabric Softener

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IT'S SUNDAY!  TIME FOR THE SUNDAY NEWSPAPER! COMICS! COUPONS! Umm… BRAVES TICKETS! Yes, the Atlanta Braves have gotten desperate.  Unable…

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ERMAGHERD! JIMMY ROLLINS NO RUN SO HARD!

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ERMAGHERD!  JIMMY ROLLINS DIDN'T RUN SO FAST He fessed up today: “I was just upset before I even got up…

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Trade Shane: Dodgers, Reds, Orioles, and Pirates Possibly Eyeing Phillies’ Victorino?

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Photo: Philliedelphia/Steve Trapani Time to trade Shane.  We all know he's not coming back next year and that it's easy…

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Phillies Look to Re-Create Former Magic With Roy Halladay, Old School Lineup Against Unknown Dodger

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  "WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!" Download Actual audio of crowd's reaction.   That is what the Phillies fans are screaming…

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Watch the Phillies’ Vance Worley Fall Flat on His Ass from Three Angles

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I totally thought Vance was hurt. The totally awesome Chad Moriyama makes awesome .gifs of baseball games, and I asked…

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Carlos Ruiz Uses Special Glove to Handle Dickey’s Balls

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Carlos Ruiz was selected to be the one to handle the catching duties for knuckleballer R.A. Dickey during the 2012…

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Phillies Standard 2012 Game Recap [Insert Date] Phillies at [Insert Opponent]

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To: Philliedelphia Bloggers From: Blogmaster Bloggers, attached is the standard 2012 recap. Use it when appropriate. ~Blogmaster Frank Standard 2012…

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Ruben Amaro Arranges Unicorn Ride, Trades Chad Qualls to the Yankees

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UNREAL: A TEAM ACTUALLY TOOK CHAD QUALLS OFF OF THE PHILLIES HANDS!  The New York Yankees of all teams took…

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Stupid Colorado Rockies Try to be Cute With Four-Man, Low-Pitch Rotation

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In what might be the dumbest move that Major League Baseball has seen since the first and second time they…

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Recap of Phillies at Orioles 6/9/12: No Glove, No Love

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Really simple: -Thome hits a home run as DH and has two hits -Mike Fontenot's glove shows his .400 bat…

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Carlos Ruiz Returns from the Dead to Homer for Phillies, Take Down Mets

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The Phillies had one more game in Flushing (like "flushing a toilet"), New York at Citi Field and the series…

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Ty Wigginton, Phillies Cool Off Mets on Hot Memorial Day With Win

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  Wearing one of the better-looking Stars and Stripes collection hats in a long time, the Phillies headed up to…

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Tonight’s Phillies Lineup Against Nationals Features Carlos Ruiz Cleanup, Hunter Pence Third

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Cole Hamels takes the mound against Edwin Jackson tonight as the last-place Phillies take on the first-place Nationals with a…

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J.C. Romero Out of Work Again; Released by the Cardinals

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The Cardinals have given J.C. Romero his unconditional release.  Romero has bounced in and out of now four organizations since…

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