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After the first game of the 2014 season, Phillies phans were engorged with pride. The Phillies were scoring runs by…
Read more WHY THE 2014 PHILLIES WILL BE GOOD: CHOOCH EDITION
Despite the atrocities of the past two games, I believe the Phillies will be good. Despite the fact that every…
Read more I LOVE YOU, CHARLIE MANUEL
I started really paying attention to the Phillies (and sports in general) around 1985-86. I was alive for the 1980…
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I wanted to take a moment from my impending deportation from Chile to address Freddy Galvis' walk-off celebration. He kicks…
Read more MICHAEL MARTINEZ PHAILED US ALL
Last weekend, I defended Michael Martinez's honor. I did this because the entire phanbase bashed his call-up and since I'm…
Read more SYMPATHY FOR MICHAEL MARTINEZ
When Michael Martinez was called up to replace Chase Utley on the Phillies roster Thursday, there was pure outrage from…
Read more Five Ways To Fix The Phillies Offense
Let's face it, the Phillies kind of stink. I mean, they don't full blown stink, but their style of play…
Read more YO, PHILLIES! WHERE’S THE CREAM PIE?
Hello, Phillies Phans! Displaced Phan of the global sensation displacedphan.com here to lodge a complaint. I started watching tonight's Phillies…
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