Report: Former Phillies OF Pat Burrell Goes Shirtless, Stiffs Bartender in Return to Philly

You MUST check out this Deadspin article. It's every Pat Burrell stereotype from his whole career in Philly all rolled into one, except it's legitimate.

Some highlights:

1. Pat Burrell removed his shirt at the bar the night before his first pitch appearance Saturday,  with Chase Utley and Jennifer Utley
2. Burrell "made an ass of himself"
3. Burrell "stiffed the bartender and left no tip"

It's a must read.